Really Funny Quick Jokes

On this page you have some really funny quick jokes.

In a warm and sunny country like Australia, you will come across a lot of jokes.  

Here are a few short Aussie jokes, and if you have got a good one, you can submit it in the end of this page.

Really Funny Quick Jokes: Drunken Man

A drunk man phoned the police to report that thieves had been in his car.

"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, the radio and even the accelerator!" he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line.

"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."

Sheep Dog

Maury the shepherd sent his sheep-dog out to gather and count the flock to make sure none were missing.

The dog returns and says that there are 40 sheep.
Maury: "40? I only started with 38!"
Dog: "Yeah, but you told me to round them up."


On the Highway

A man was running late for the office one day, so he was exceeding the speed limit along the highway.

The next thing he knows his wife rings up & says that I've just seen on the TV that there's a maniac going down the wrong side of the highway.

The man replies, "One? It's all of them!".

Horse in the Bar

A Horse walks into a bar, orders a beer, sits down at one of the tables, and starts reading his paper.

The bartender is a bit shocked by all this, but pours the beer, and brings it over to the horse, who proffers a ten dollar bill for it.

Now the barman figures the horse isn't that bright, so he decides to pull the old short-change trick on the horse. He duly goes back to the horse with 1 dollar. The horse doesn't say a word.

The horse eventually finishes his beer and goes up to the bar to order another. The bartender says to him,

"Y'know, we don't get many horses in here." To which the horse replies, "At nine dollars a beer, I'm not surprised!"

Got an Aussie Joke?

Share it!!!

We all love to read other readers' jokes!

You will create YOUR own page on Gondwananet!

[ ? ]

Author Information (optional)

To receive credit as the author, enter your information below.

(first or full name)

(e.g., City, State, Country)

Submit Your Contribution

  •  submission guidelines.

(You can preview and edit on the next page)

You Are Secure!

Bookmark and Share

[?] Subscribe To This Site

follow us in feedly
Add to My Yahoo!
Add to My MSN
Subscribe with Bloglines