Really Funny Quick Jokes
this page you have some really
In a warm and sunny country like Australia, you will come across a lot
Here are a few short Aussie jokes, and if you have got a good
one, you can submit it in the end of this page.
Really Funny Quick Jokes:
A drunk man phoned the police to report that thieves had been in his
"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, the
radio and even the accelerator!" he cried out.
However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a
second time and the same voice came over the line.
"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by
Maury the shepherd sent his sheep-dog out
to gather and count the flock to make sure none were missing.
returns and says that there are 40 sheep.
Maury: "40? I only started with 38!"
Dog: "Yeah, but you told me to round them up."
On the Highway
A man was running late for the office one day, so he was exceeding the
speed limit along the highway.
The next thing he knows his wife rings
up & says that I've just seen on the TV that there's a maniac
down the wrong side of the highway.
The man replies, "One? It's all of
Horse in the Bar
A Horse walks into a bar, orders a beer, sits down at one of the
tables, and starts reading his paper.
The bartender is a bit shocked by
all this, but pours the beer, and brings it over to the horse, who
proffers a ten dollar bill for it.
Now the barman figures the horse
isn't that bright, so he decides to pull the old short-change trick on
the horse. He duly goes back to the horse with 1 dollar. The horse
doesn't say a word.
The horse eventually finishes his beer and goes up
to the bar to order another. The bartender says to him,
don't get many horses in here." To which the horse replies, "At nine
dollars a beer, I'm not surprised!"
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