this page you have some funny police
In a funny country like Australia, there are a lot of jokes. Along with
jokes about Australians, Kiwis, Poms, politicians and Aboriginal
there are also a few police jokes. Here are a few I've come across, and
if you've got a good one, you can submit it in the end of the page.
Sitting on the side of the road waiting to catch speeding drivers, a
police officer sees a car puttering along at 40km/h.
He thinks, “this
driver is just as dangerous as a speeder.” So he turns on his lights
and pulls the driver over.
Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies — two in
the front seat and three in the back.
The driver, confused, says to him, “Officer, I don’t understand, I was
doing exactly the speed limit. What seems to be the problem?”
“Madam,” the officer replies, “You weren’t speeding, but you should
know that driving much slower than the speed limit can also be a danger
to other drivers.”
“Slower than the speed limit?” she asked. No sir, I was doing the speed
Fourty kilometres in an hour,” the old woman says a bit
proudly. The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains
to her that “40″ was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit
embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out
“But before I let you go, Ma’am, I have to ask… Is everyone in this car
ok? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven’t muttered a single
peep this whole time.” the officer asks.
“Oh, they’ll be alright in a minute officer. We just got off Route
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