Jokes about Drinking

Jokes about drinking are some of the favourite Aussie jokes.

In a warm and lucky country like Australia, a lot of cold beer has to be consumed to maintain the energy levels in the extreme heat. Consequently there are a lot of drinking jokes in Australia.

On this page are a few I have come across, and in the end of the page you can submit your own drinking joke.

Scientific Drinking Facts

Here’s an email that has been sent around by friendly Australians who care about each other’s health and voluntarily look after one another:

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine .. and those who don't - as Ben Franklin said:

“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water every day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in faeces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.


There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

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