Australian Hiking Jokes

Funny Australian Hiking Jokes

In a warm and sunny country like Australia, there is a lot of time for Australian jokes, camping and bushwalking. Here are a few camping and bushwalking jokes that I have come across, and if you have got a good one, you can submit it in the end of this page.

By jhndyl

By jhndyl

Australian Hiking Jokes: Stolen Tent
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, “Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?” The Lone Ranger replies, “I see millions of stars.” “What that tell you?” asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, “Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?”

“You dumber than buffalo shit. It means someone stole the tent.”

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By TheCreativePenn

Australian Hiking Jokes: Lost Bushwalker
A bushwalker gets lost and ends up spending a few days wandering around in the harsh Australian bush looking for food. Finally, he catches a numbat, hits it with a big rock, and begins eating it raw.

A park ranger stumbles onto the scene, finds the hiker eating the numbat, and arrests him for killing an endangered species.

In court the hiker explains that he was on the edge of starvation and had no choice.

“Considering the circumstances, I find you not guilty,” says the judge. “But I have to ask - what did the numbat taste like?”

“Well, your honour,” the hiker says, “it tasted like a cross between a quoll and a Tasmanian Devil.”

By dfinnecy

Jokes are the sort of things that are made to be spread (all the Aussie jokes here have previously been published in emails and elsewhere), and I can't see anyone claiming copyright on a joke, but if you find a joke on this website that you think shouldn’t be published here, contact us and I will get rid of it.

Got some funny jokes about Aussie camping? Send them in via the "contact us" link above, and if they are good jokes and not too dirty, I will put them up.

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NOTE: This website is written in British English, which is the English we use in Australia. You will find words like "traveller", "harbour" and "realise", and they are all correct in the language used in Australia.

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