this page you have some Australian hiking
In a warm and sunny country like Australia, there is a lot of great
camping and bushwalking.
Here are a few camping and bushwalking jokes
that I have come across, and if you have got a good one, you can submit
it in the end of this page.
Australian Hiking Jokes:
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got
their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later,
Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, “Kemo Sabe, look towards sky,
what you see?”
The Lone Ranger replies, “I see millions of stars.”
“What that tell you?” asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute
then says, “Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of
galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells
me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a
quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, the Lord is
all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What's it tell you,
"That somebody stole the tent you dumn bastard".
Australian Bushwalking Jokes: Lost Bushwalker
bushwalker gets lost and ends up spending a few days wandering around
in the harsh Australian bush looking for food.
Finally, he catches a numbat, hits it with a big rock,
and begins eating
A park ranger stumbles onto the scene, finds the hiker eating the
numbat, and arrests him for killing an endangered species.
In court the hiker explains that he was on the edge of starvation and
had no choice.
“Considering the circumstances, I find you not guilty,” says the judge.
“But I have to ask - what did the numbat taste like?”
“Well, your honour,” the hiker says, “it tasted like a cross between a
quoll and a Tasmanian Devil.”
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