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Funny Sign Pictures

Australian Funny Sign Pictures

Welcome to MyAss
By original_MikZ

My ass open 6am!

How to Get on barge
By Paleontour

How to get on barge.. huh? Just hope the operator is out of bed.

Limbs are difficult to replace
By balleyne

Limbs are difficult to replace? Ok.

Beware Pedestrians
By WordRidden

Dangerous pedestrians?

Pedestrians Beware
By denn

Jeez..

Commit No Nuisance
By markehr

Please commit no nuisance.

Jumping off the Cliff dangerous
By Chewy_Chua

Jumping off cliffs can be dangerous.

Green Golf Club
By Mundoo

A golf club and even green!??

Keep off the Grass
By mollydot

Australian lawn.

Do not squeeze hats
By gruntzooki

Makes you wonder what sort of people they are..

Do not Climb on Furniture
©Gondwananet.com

This sign (in a second-hand furniture shop) was not even funny to my Australian boyfriend at the time! While my German girlfriend agreed that climbing on furniture signs would not normally occur in Europe.

Do not Stand on Toilet
By Choconancy

WTF???

Do not run
By mädchenkrawall

Everyone is allowed to run except kids and over-active adults.

No non-alcoholic drinks
By Charlie_Brewer

No water here!

Drive on the Left
By agroffman

This sign is not funny unless you know that it is located on the Great Ocean Road - miles away from the nearest airport, so you'd kinda expect that if a tourist has taken her/himself this far, by now s/he had realised that it's left hand traffic in Australia.

Cows eat cars
©Gondwananet.com

Vicious, car-eating cattle!

Do not fall
©Gondwananet.com

I like the precise detail of movements.

Campers beware
©Gondwananet.com

This is actually from New Zealand, but I couldn't help myself. Does it look like an inviting camping ground?




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