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headlines.
In a warm and lucky country like Australia, there is a lot of time for
jokes.
There will soon be Australian funny news here, which will be updated
and you will be able to subscribe to the news. Meanwhile, have a look
at some of the best headlines.
The Herald Sun's Best
Newspaper Headlines
* Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say
* Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
* Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
* Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case
* Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
* Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
* British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
* Teacher Strike Idles Kids
* Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead
* Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
* Miners Refuse to Work After Death
* Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
* Stolen Painting Found by Tree
* Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
* War Dims Hope for Peace
* If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
* Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
* Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
* New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
* Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space
* Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
* Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
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