Hilarious News

On this page you have some hilarious news headlines.

In a warm and lucky country like Australia, there is a lot of time for jokes. There will soon be Australian funny news here, which will be updated and you will be able to subscribe to the news. Meanwhile, have a look at some of the best headlines.
The Herald Sun's Best Newspaper Headlines

* Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say

* Include Your Children When Baking Cookies

* Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

* Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case  

* Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?  

* Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

* British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

* Teacher Strike Idles Kids

* Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead

* Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told

* Miners Refuse to Work After Death

* Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

* Stolen Painting Found by Tree

* Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

* War Dims Hope for Peace

* If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

* Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

* Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

* New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

* Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space

* Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

* Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter

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