Australian Funny NewsAustralian Funny News In a warm and lucky country like Australia, there is a lot of time for Australian jokes. There will soon be Australian funny news here, which will be updated and you will be able to subscribe to the news. Meanwhile, have a look at some of the best headlines.  Custom Search The Herald Sun's Best Newspaper Headlines * Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say * Include Your Children When Baking Cookies * Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers * Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case * Iraqi Head Seeks Arms * Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? * Prostitutes Appeal to Pope * Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over * British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands * Teacher Strike Idles Kids * Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead * Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told * Miners Refuse to Work After Death * Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant * Stolen Painting Found by Tree * Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half * War Dims Hope for Peace * If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While * Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide * Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge * New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group * Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space * Kids Make Nutritious Snacks * Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter Please note that the images are only used as illustrations and the logos on them have got nothing to do with the above headlines. Jokes are the sort of things that are made to be spread (all the jokes here have previously been published in emails and elsewhere), and I can't see anyone claiming copyright on a joke, but if you find a joke on this website that you think shouldn’t be published here, contact us and I will get rid of it. Got some good clean funny short jokes about Australia? Send them in via the link above, and if they are good jokes and not too dirty, I will put them up. Custom Search Translate this page to your own language! NOTE: This website is written in British English, which is the English we use in Australia. You will find words like "traveller", "harbour" and "realise", and they are all correct in the language used in Australia.  Home | Site Map | Site Policies | About Us | Our Friends| ContactUs
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