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Useless Junk: Australian Jokes

Useless Junk - Australian Jokes

In a warm and lucky country like Australia, you will come across a lot of jokes. Australians love to make jokes about themselves, their men and their women, their politicians and more than anything - Kiwis, Poms, Scottish, Irishmen and Chinamen. Here are a few Australian jokes that have dropped into my inbox over the years, or have caught my ear over a few beers in Australian pubs or on barbeque parties.

By Andrew_B

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Funny Christmas Jokes, Funny Trivia and Jokes about Drinking
Here are also some Aboriginal jokes, Christmas jokes, police officer jokes, hiking jokes, jokes about drinking and fun facts about Australia (Funny Aussie Trivia). Shortly there will also be funny Frequently Asked Questions and Australian Funny News which will be constantly updated. But if you really want to understand what Australians are saying, I recommend you learn some Aussie Lingo in this Australian Slang Dictionary. In fact, Australia is a country so full of jokes that even government workers have got a sense of humour:

Jokes are the sort of things that are made to be spread (all the jokes here have previously been published in emails and elsewhere), and I can't see anyone claiming copyright on a joke, but if you find a joke on this website that you think shouldn’t be published here, contact us and I will get rid of it.

Got some funny clean jokes about Australia? Send them in, and if they are good-natured jokes (non-racist) and not too dirty, I will put them up with your name if you so wish.

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Fun Facts about Australia

Funny News

Australian Slang Dictionary

Funny Christmas Jokes

Short Hilarious Jokes

Really Funny Quick Jokes

Clean Funny Short Jokes

40th Birthday Jokes

More Australian Jokes

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NOTE: This website is written in British English, which is the English we use in Australia. You will find words like "traveller", "harbour" and "realise", and they are all correct in the language used in Australia.