40th Birthday Jokes

On this page you have some Australian 40th birthday jokes.
Here are a few Aussie 40th birthday jokes, and if you have got a good one yourself, you can submit it in the end of this page.

There are many good things awaiting after your big party.

In your 40s, you're old enough to know better.. but still young enough to DO IT!

Your investment in health insurance is finally starting to pay off. Your eyesight is not going to get much worse; soon you don't have to go to dentist anymore, and you start saving money on shampoo.

You walk into the kitchen and say, now what the heck did I come here for?

If you have previously used the method of going back to where you came from to be reminded, you can now test if you still remember where you came from?

Turning 40 is like a big joke itself!

Dave was just turning 40 and he had been playing golf in all his life.

He comes home one day and says to his wife, "that's it, i will have to give up golf, my eyesight is that bad I can't see where the boll is going anymore."

His wife is trying to cheer him up and says, "sure you can give it one more go. Take my brother with you."

"What good is that," says Dave. "He's nearly 90."

"He may be nearly 90 but his eyesight is perfect," says the wife.

Off they go the next day to play golf. Dave is a bit shaken up because of the previous day, but confident in his brother-in-law's eyesight.

He tees up, breaths slowly and steps forward. And all mighty swing - drives the ball down the fairway.

He turns to the brother-in-law and asks, "did you see the ball?"

"Of course Dave" replied the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight".

Dave is all excited, turns back again and says "Where did it go?"

(Split second silent) "I don't remember".

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