Funny 40th Birthday Jokes

Australian Jokes: 40th Birthday Jokes
In a warm and sunny country like Australia, there
are a lot of jokes.

By ste3ve

Here are a few Aussie fourtieth
birthday jokes, and if you have got a good one yourself, you can submit it in the end of this page.

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Funny 40th Birthday Jokes
There are many good things awaiting after your big party. In your 40s, you're old enough to know better.. but still young enough to DO IT! Your investment in health insurance is finally starting to pay off. Your eyesight is not going to get much worse; soon you don't have to go to dentist anymore, and you start saving money on shampoo. You walk into the kitchen and say, now what the heck did I come here for? If you have previously used the method of going back to where you came from to be reminded, you can now test if you still remember where you came from? Turning 40 is like a big joke itself!

By plind

Funny 40th Birthday Jokes
Dave was just turning 40 and he had been playing golf in all his life. He comes home one day and says to his wife, "that's it, i will have to give up golf, my eyesight is that bad I can't see where the boll is going anymore." His wife is trying to cheer him up and says, "sure you can give it one more go. Take my brother with you."
"What good is that," says Dave. "He's nearly 90." "He may be nearly 90 but his eyesight is perfect," says the wife.

Off they go the next day to play golf. Dave is a bit shaken up because of the previous day, but confident in his brother-in-law's eyesight. He tees up, breaths slowly and steps forward. And all mighty swing - drives the ball down the fairway.

He turns to the brother-in-law and asks, "did you see the ball?"

"Of course Dave" replied the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight".

Dave is all excited, turns back again and says "Where did it go?"

(Split second silent) "I don't remember".

By Marc_van_der_Chijs

Jokes are the sort of things that are made to be spread (all the jokes here have previously been published in emails and elsewhere), and I can't see anyone claiming copyright on a joke, but if you find a joke on this website that you think shouldn’t be published here, contact us and I will get rid of it.

Got some good clean funny short jokes about Australia? Send them in via the link above, and if they are good jokes and not too dirty, I will put them up.

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NOTE: This website is written in British English, which is the English we use in Australia. You will find words like "traveller", "harbour" and "realise", and they are all correct in the language used in Australia.

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